A hoodie for the truly bilingual.
Whether you're quoting Mean Girls or dropping sarcastic one-liners like it's your job, this hoodie has your name all over it (not literally… but we could probably make that happen). Cozy enough for binge-watching marathons, yet stylish enough to be seen in public—even if you’d rather not be.
This unisex heavy blend hoodie is like your favorite movie—comforting, reliable, and always gets a laugh. Perfect for those who communicate exclusively in punchlines and passive-aggressive comments.
Gift it to your favorite snarky sidekick or grab one for yourself—because let’s face it, you are the main character.
Product Features:
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Spacious kangaroo pouch to warm your hands (or hide snacks—no judgment)
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Adjustable drawstring hood for peak dramatic effect during cold weather exits
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Sustainably knitted in one piece (no awkward seams here)
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Made from a cozy cotton-polyester blend, just like your favorite rom-com combo
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold—just like your humor.
Tumble dry medium. Do not dry clean (you’re not made of money).
Iron low only if absolutely necessary… or don’t. It's a hoodie, not a ballgown.
A hoodie for the truly bilingual.
Whether you're quoting Mean Girls or dropping sarcastic one-liners like it's your job, this hoodie has your name all over it (not literally… but we could probably make that happen). Cozy enough for binge-watching marathons, yet stylish enough to be seen in public—even if you’d rather not be.
This unisex heavy blend hoodie is like your favorite movie—comforting, reliable, and always gets a laugh. Perfect for those who communicate exclusively in punchlines and passive-aggressive comments.
Gift it to your favorite snarky sidekick or grab one for yourself—because let’s face it, you are the main character.
Product Features:
-
Spacious kangaroo pouch to warm your hands (or hide snacks—no judgment)
-
Adjustable drawstring hood for peak dramatic effect during cold weather exits
-
Sustainably knitted in one piece (no awkward seams here)
-
Made from a cozy cotton-polyester blend, just like your favorite rom-com combo
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold—just like your humor.
Tumble dry medium. Do not dry clean (you’re not made of money).
Iron low only if absolutely necessary… or don’t. It's a hoodie, not a ballgown.
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