Funny Workout Hoodie - 'Squats? I Thought You Said Shots!'

$38.00

For when your workout plan includes lifting… tequila.

This cozy hoodie is here to warm your body and your cold, cardio-avoiding heart. Whether you're dodging leg day or just powering through a girls' night recovery, this sweatshirt says what we’re all thinking—fitness goals are great, but have you tried margaritas?

With a roomy kangaroo pouch for stashing snacks (or your dignity after Zumba), and a soft fleece interior that hugs you tighter than your sports bra, this hoodie is the ultimate lazy-gym-girl uniform.

Perfect for post-bar brunch, chilly workouts (that may or may not happen), or when you're trying to look sporty without actually breaking a sweat.

Product Features:

  • Large kangaroo pocket for cold hands, snacks, or emergency limes

  • Drawstring hood to hide from responsibilities (or burpees)

  • Durable cotton-poly blend, like you—soft and strong

  • Classic fit that says “I might work out… or nap”

  • Double-lined hood for double the attitude

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold—like your cocktail of choice.
Tumble dry medium—because ain’t nobody got time to hang dry.
Iron low, if you’re feeling ambitious.
No dry cleaning—this hoodie is low-maintenance like your weekend plans.

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For when your workout plan includes lifting… tequila.

This cozy hoodie is here to warm your body and your cold, cardio-avoiding heart. Whether you're dodging leg day or just powering through a girls' night recovery, this sweatshirt says what we’re all thinking—fitness goals are great, but have you tried margaritas?

With a roomy kangaroo pouch for stashing snacks (or your dignity after Zumba), and a soft fleece interior that hugs you tighter than your sports bra, this hoodie is the ultimate lazy-gym-girl uniform.

Perfect for post-bar brunch, chilly workouts (that may or may not happen), or when you're trying to look sporty without actually breaking a sweat.

Product Features:

  • Large kangaroo pocket for cold hands, snacks, or emergency limes

  • Drawstring hood to hide from responsibilities (or burpees)

  • Durable cotton-poly blend, like you—soft and strong

  • Classic fit that says “I might work out… or nap”

  • Double-lined hood for double the attitude

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold—like your cocktail of choice.
Tumble dry medium—because ain’t nobody got time to hang dry.
Iron low, if you’re feeling ambitious.
No dry cleaning—this hoodie is low-maintenance like your weekend plans.