If My Life Had a Progress Bar Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
If My Life Had a Progress Bar... It’d Be Stuck at 99%
(Just one more thing... for the past 7 years.)
You know that feeling when you’re this close to having your life together but then—boom—your dog needs a vet visit, you forgot your password (again), and your coffee’s gone cold? Yeah, same. This tee gets it.
Made with soft, breathable fabric and just the right amount of sarcasm, this Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt is your new go-to for everything from “just running errands” to “existential crisis in aisle 3.” The classic fit and clean crew neckline mean you’ll look good—even if your to-do list hasn’t budged since Monday.
Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting it to a fellow high-functioning procrastinator, this shirt delivers peak relatable vibes with max comfort.
Product Features:
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100% ring-spun cotton that feels like finally crossing something off your list
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Classic fit and crew neck that pair well with “almost got it together” energy
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Ethically made and Oeko-Tex certified, so it's safe for your skin and your conscience
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Lightweight enough for year-round wear (especially during mental buffering)
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Printed to last—unlike your motivation
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Iron if you’re fancy. Don’t bleach it or dry clean it—those tasks are still at 2% completion.
If My Life Had a Progress Bar... It’d Be Stuck at 99%
(Just one more thing... for the past 7 years.)
You know that feeling when you’re this close to having your life together but then—boom—your dog needs a vet visit, you forgot your password (again), and your coffee’s gone cold? Yeah, same. This tee gets it.
Made with soft, breathable fabric and just the right amount of sarcasm, this Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt is your new go-to for everything from “just running errands” to “existential crisis in aisle 3.” The classic fit and clean crew neckline mean you’ll look good—even if your to-do list hasn’t budged since Monday.
Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting it to a fellow high-functioning procrastinator, this shirt delivers peak relatable vibes with max comfort.
Product Features:
-
100% ring-spun cotton that feels like finally crossing something off your list
-
Classic fit and crew neck that pair well with “almost got it together” energy
-
Ethically made and Oeko-Tex certified, so it's safe for your skin and your conscience
-
Lightweight enough for year-round wear (especially during mental buffering)
-
Printed to last—unlike your motivation
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Iron if you’re fancy. Don’t bleach it or dry clean it—those tasks are still at 2% completion.
If My Life Had a Progress Bar... It’d Be Stuck at 99%
(Just one more thing... for the past 7 years.)
You know that feeling when you’re this close to having your life together but then—boom—your dog needs a vet visit, you forgot your password (again), and your coffee’s gone cold? Yeah, same. This tee gets it.
Made with soft, breathable fabric and just the right amount of sarcasm, this Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt is your new go-to for everything from “just running errands” to “existential crisis in aisle 3.” The classic fit and clean crew neckline mean you’ll look good—even if your to-do list hasn’t budged since Monday.
Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting it to a fellow high-functioning procrastinator, this shirt delivers peak relatable vibes with max comfort.
Product Features:
-
100% ring-spun cotton that feels like finally crossing something off your list
-
Classic fit and crew neck that pair well with “almost got it together” energy
-
Ethically made and Oeko-Tex certified, so it's safe for your skin and your conscience
-
Lightweight enough for year-round wear (especially during mental buffering)
-
Printed to last—unlike your motivation
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Iron if you’re fancy. Don’t bleach it or dry clean it—those tasks are still at 2% completion.